She is carried off to the tower by the Sheriff, who wants to deflower her but cannot open her chastity belt. Robin and the Merry Men interrupt the wedding between the Sheriff and Maid Marian. Robin is arrested, with Marian promising to marry the Sheriff to spare his life. Robin then takes the second shot, this time using a special ' PATRIOT arrow', hitting the target. Giovanni's assassin attempts to kill Robin by shooting at him with a scoped crossbow, but Blinkin catches the arrow in midair. Confused that he lost, Robin reviews the movie's script to discover that he gets another shot. Maid Marian hears of the plot, and sneaks out of her castle to warn Robin, accompanied by her heavyset, German lady-in-waiting, Broomhilde.Īt the archery tournament, a disguised Robin makes it to the final round, but loses after his arrow is split in two by his opponent. They plan to hold an archery tournament to attract Robin. While Robin is training his band of tights-clad Merry Men, the spoonerism-spouting Sheriff of Rottingham hires the Mafioso Don Giovanni to assassinate Robin at the Spring Festival. They are also joined by Rabbi Tuckman, who shares with them his sacramental wine and bargain circumcisions. On his quest, Robin attracts the attention of Maid Marian of Bagelle, who wants to find the man who has the key to her Everlast chastity belt. Robin recruits Little John and Will Scarlet O'Hara to help regain his father's land and oust Prince John from the throne. His family's blind servant, Blinkin, informs Robin that his family is dead, and his father left him a key which opens 'the greatest treasure in all the land.' Robin returns to his family home, Loxley Hall, only to find it being repossessed by John's men. Unbeknownst to Richard, the prince is abusing his power. Upon returning to England, Robin finds Asneeze's son, Ahchoo, and discovers that Prince John has assumed control while King Richard is away fighting in the Crusades. With the help of fellow inmate Asneeze, he escapes and frees the other inmates. Robin of Loxley is captured during the Crusades and is imprisoned in Jerusalem.

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